Whenever my husband says something annoying (always), I like to say “ugh, you only feel like you can say that because Trump is president.”
And when he does something annoying (also always), I like to yell “THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED WITH HILLARY IN OFFICE.”
And we both laugh, but him a little less because he doesn’t actually think I’m funny.
Anyway. Today is International Women’s Day/A Day Without A Woman and so I sent my husband a text this morning, letting him know that I’d totally take the day off too, except that I have no idea who would let the puppies out or home-school the children…
He assured me that everyone here realizes my impact and, in his own words, is confident that “the house would burn down” without me, and that’s basically the best compliment a mom can get.
He’s not wrong either, because it would literally burn down if I were not here to keep the new puppy from chewing yet another hole in yet another cord.
[tornado emoji][toilet emoji][bomb emoji][squirt gun emoji]
(But, for real, do your thing, ladies – whatever that thing may be.)